howdy so, I'm a little late. Sorry, you know how the story goes, you go out, meet someone and then end up in a bathtub missing a kidney. Or so the saying goes. Anyways, it's friday and you probably won't read this because you are getting ready to go out clubbing and end up in a tub yourself. let's go!!
Angels in America: This six day mini-series which aired on the HoBO network is fresh and green. Did you know that Mike Nichols is married to Diane Sawyer? Yeah, I don't care either. But he is! and he directs this flick that runs the course of the Mayan Calendar. Starring the Pacino that is Al, Meryl Streep?, and many a more. It's the A-list of acting here, falling short of Macauly and the Coreys. This puppy racked up hundreds of nods from those ladies, the Emmys and is set to win them all. Come see why angels are getting as cool as Jesus these days. And I am jealous.
BAAADDDAAAASSSSS: Or something like that. What do you get when you get one bad ass mutha, breed him with another equally bad ass she-mutha? A boy named Sweet Sweetback Maaarrriioooo. Or Mr. Peebs to you. Anyways, if it walks like a Van Peebles, talks like a Van Peebles, then it's must be Solo star Mario. He portrays his dad in this movie, during the uprising of Blackspoitation, er Black Cinema. Here's some trivia: Sweet Sweetback opened in Detroit and for the first two days it was pretty much empty. During one of those days, a man left the theater early. The following day he brought a group of Black Panthers to sell out the theater. How do you like me now, biatch!
Close Your Eyes: The dude from ER is in this. He is a pyschiatrist, or is it psychic, or both! HA! Generic plot twist is thrown at you! Anyways, Goran Visnjic sees dead people. Man on Fire: This has a great title. He is a Man, and he's on FIRE!! Denzel (some people say I look like him) is a vengeful animal tracking down some murdering a-holes. Alongside him is that sweet little Dakota Fanning. I hope she doesn't pick up any bad habits. You may remember her from the child-parent in I am Sam, as well as loveable youngen in The Cat in the Hat. Oh man, sounds she's on her way to Jonathan Lipnicki infamy.
Scooby Doo 2, Monster Island: naw, I'm not gonna try.
THX 1138: Before Star Wars, there was a little picture called THX 1138. No robots or wierd aliens here, just good old fashion mind control. Featuring a pretty cool painted cover, much better than that of that of Star Wars, two discs, and bunch of sci-fi to blow your mind. Nerds, prepare yourself.
Young Adam: I was reading on IMDB the reviews for this, and I have to disagree with pretty much all of them. Ewan and the smokin Emily Mortimer, and not so smoking, but cool because she was on Max Richter's awesomest record, Tilda Swinton. He plays a corrupt man getting nookie all over the place. This includes: a large barge, underneath a big rig truck, , and on the dirt infested floor. Yew. Anyways, the photography is pretty good, and let's not forget Ms. Mortimer.
thanks guys, that be all for now. Oh don't forgets to visit our new baby, the website!! www.vidtheque.com New features coming soon!!! i love you.
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Thursday, September 16, 2004
Thursday, June 17, 2004
8:17
See I told you we'd be back on time. I hope everything is going well, the weather's dying down a little, but it's hot in here, oh boy! So I gots somethin good for y'alls, a bunch of sensible items for you and your baby. one, two, three go!
Ali G Season 1: Sup Biatches! Some dude came in the other day axing for diz shit, 'cet he ax fo "Alig." An em like wut diz foo talkin bout? okay, that's harder than I thought, back to normal. But for schizzle. This British made-US stolen series from HBO is out on DVD. Come watch as he hs fun with politicos, laymen, you and me. Oh and don't forget the gin & juice.
Cho Revolution: A friend of mine was once in a pseudo-goth fashion show, I went to see her strut her stuff until unbeknownst to me, does Margaret Cho come swooshing down the runway. WTF? She was dressed in this lacy red number flailing her arms about. Understand that I was not under the influence of anything, which made me scratch my head. It wasn't until later I relaized that she was getting some material for her latest stand up, Cho Revolution. I think she could've saved some space and money and called Chovolution. See, isn't that better? Anywho, this is the latest from her trilogy of DVDs. And if you are Communist or a proud Cuban, I am sorry if the cover offends you.
Godsend: A cut-out of Bob De Niro's head hovers over me as I write to make sure I say nothing but nice things about his latest thriller. No Bob, I am talking about you, not to you. He plays a crazy scientist who does something wierd to Charlize Theron and Gregger Kinnear's creepy-ass kid. This kid is wierder than that whispering brat in the Sixth Sense. It's ok, just don't let him look you in the eye. Or De Niro for that matter.
The Kieslowski Collection: From the director of the Three Colors Trilogy and the Decalogue, comes a collection of his other films, like Blind Chance, Camera Buff, No End, and the Scar. This films have no tie-in to each other aside from the filmmaker. So come get acquainted with some of the other things he's done. Please.
Mayor of the Sunset Strip: Rodney Bingeheimer was an outcast from a young age. He grew up to be a king in the LA music scene and befriend legends like Bowie, Jagger and others. He does not know how to play an instrument, has no other talent, and hell, isn't a sight for sore eyes, but people flock to him like white on rice. What makes him so dreamy, so gosh darn popular. I have no flippin clue, but this doc will give you some insight into his amazing albeit lonley life. Roq on.
NY Minute: Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah. The one we've been waiting for here at VT. One's an Anoxeric drug addict (allegedly) and the other is just Ashley. Who's your favorite? I'm a Lohan fan. See them run amok in the big apple, making another billion dollars. Oh woe is me.
Martin Scorsese Collection: And yet another collection by another great director. People are on the ball these days. This one includes: Brand new prints of Mean Streets and Goodfellas, also for the first time on DVD Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, After Hours, and his debut, Who's That Knock at my Door? For you movie geeks come get these before they get violent with you. Taking Lives: Ethan Hawke and that Angelina Jolie lady team up in this thriller. They hunt down a serial killer who not only kills you to death, but takes your identity too! Talk about salt on the wounds! Ouch!
Bon Voyage: This one's from France. Tis a tiny tale about a group who try to escape those Nazi's in Paris. The social classes mesh in this one, as no one is discriminated from death! Phew!! That's so much, I almost lost my fingers!!
Thanks for sticking around this time out, remember we still have our Tarantino and Democracy sections! Please come, we miss you!!
Ali G Season 1: Sup Biatches! Some dude came in the other day axing for diz shit, 'cet he ax fo "Alig." An em like wut diz foo talkin bout? okay, that's harder than I thought, back to normal. But for schizzle. This British made-US stolen series from HBO is out on DVD. Come watch as he hs fun with politicos, laymen, you and me. Oh and don't forget the gin & juice.
Cho Revolution: A friend of mine was once in a pseudo-goth fashion show, I went to see her strut her stuff until unbeknownst to me, does Margaret Cho come swooshing down the runway. WTF? She was dressed in this lacy red number flailing her arms about. Understand that I was not under the influence of anything, which made me scratch my head. It wasn't until later I relaized that she was getting some material for her latest stand up, Cho Revolution. I think she could've saved some space and money and called Chovolution. See, isn't that better? Anywho, this is the latest from her trilogy of DVDs. And if you are Communist or a proud Cuban, I am sorry if the cover offends you.
Godsend: A cut-out of Bob De Niro's head hovers over me as I write to make sure I say nothing but nice things about his latest thriller. No Bob, I am talking about you, not to you. He plays a crazy scientist who does something wierd to Charlize Theron and Gregger Kinnear's creepy-ass kid. This kid is wierder than that whispering brat in the Sixth Sense. It's ok, just don't let him look you in the eye. Or De Niro for that matter.
The Kieslowski Collection: From the director of the Three Colors Trilogy and the Decalogue, comes a collection of his other films, like Blind Chance, Camera Buff, No End, and the Scar. This films have no tie-in to each other aside from the filmmaker. So come get acquainted with some of the other things he's done. Please.
Mayor of the Sunset Strip: Rodney Bingeheimer was an outcast from a young age. He grew up to be a king in the LA music scene and befriend legends like Bowie, Jagger and others. He does not know how to play an instrument, has no other talent, and hell, isn't a sight for sore eyes, but people flock to him like white on rice. What makes him so dreamy, so gosh darn popular. I have no flippin clue, but this doc will give you some insight into his amazing albeit lonley life. Roq on.
NY Minute: Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah. The one we've been waiting for here at VT. One's an Anoxeric drug addict (allegedly) and the other is just Ashley. Who's your favorite? I'm a Lohan fan. See them run amok in the big apple, making another billion dollars. Oh woe is me.
Martin Scorsese Collection: And yet another collection by another great director. People are on the ball these days. This one includes: Brand new prints of Mean Streets and Goodfellas, also for the first time on DVD Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, After Hours, and his debut, Who's That Knock at my Door? For you movie geeks come get these before they get violent with you. Taking Lives: Ethan Hawke and that Angelina Jolie lady team up in this thriller. They hunt down a serial killer who not only kills you to death, but takes your identity too! Talk about salt on the wounds! Ouch!
Bon Voyage: This one's from France. Tis a tiny tale about a group who try to escape those Nazi's in Paris. The social classes mesh in this one, as no one is discriminated from death! Phew!! That's so much, I almost lost my fingers!!
Thanks for sticking around this time out, remember we still have our Tarantino and Democracy sections! Please come, we miss you!!
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