Hey cats So five, count em, five new films are ocming out at the box office this weekend. So much to choose from, especially if you've missed the films from the weeks prior. So a quick overview:
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle: A touching story about two long time buddies who have a craving for disgusting mini burgers. So I hear that you'll get a few dozen laughs if you went to high school in the 90's or you know, hit that shit.
Manchurian Candidate: The second remake from Jon Demme, and the sequel to the Pelican Brief, stars that man on fire Denzel (some people say I look like him). Revered by critics, this may be the next box office champion.
She Hate Me: What? Yeah, I don't know what that is either, but apparently it's Spike Lee's next big movie. I hear it's a satire meets Malcom X.
Thunderbirds: Ok, I've actually seen this one and it's great. A great pile of crap but don't let that stop you from taking the kids. Featuring only one puppet, Bill Paxton and Ghandi with scary eyes! Watch the uberpeaceful Kingsley kick some kid ass!
The Village: The forseen box office winner stars Adrien Brody Joaquin Phoenix and some red paint. Called a "dog" of a movie and one of the most dissappointing films of the year! M. Knight Shyamalamadingdong appreciates your patronage!
So if you are going to the theater this weekend, go to a discount cheapie and not those MEGAPLEX joints or wait for them until you can get them here! Here at Videotheque, we understand you are poor because of this crap economy. Have fun!
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