Hey'all Every get the feeling that anything you do or ask for never goes your way? Yeah, well I don't, but for those of you who do: don't fret, life's nothing but a big bowl of pudding waiting to be licked up. Ask Mr. Cosby, he would know. *Sigh* Life isn't fair sometimes, but oh well. Just don't let your guard down, otherwise those younger than you will step and steal your glory. Once again, I turn to Mr. Cosby for that one. Go on. The oh-shit, I'm gonna close soon version!
The Grudge: I still have mine from Melanie Reyes back in high school. She laughed at me when I sent her a note asking to check a box to see whether or not she liked me. Boo. Oh well, redemption is on my side now, knowing she will suffer a very Japanese, frightening and unbeleivable death. Yay for mytho-faith!
Ray: Everybody loves this guy, well except for Nikki Finke. I'm sure you suckers will gobble this up, so no needs on my part to explain this one. Think Foxx will win? Nah, but it's an honor nonetheless, eh?
Shall We Dance(s): Yes, that would be plural. Both the American and Japanese versions hit the plastic tomorrow. My guess is avoid JLo and go for Tamiyo Kusakari. She's bound to be less annoying and even less to bounce you away with her big ass. Oh and let's not forget R. Gere's rodent problem.
She Hate Me: This title does not refer to the critic's reaction to Spike Lee's latest joint. Truth be told, I don't know what this is about except some MAN screwing up woman's lives. I avoided this one even though it had Ms. Bellucci in it, simply because me believe in proper grammer.
Vanity Fair: Mira Nair's latest featuring the Oscar Hopeful Reese Witherspoon. A decadent, lush period piece that will surely appeal to those who dine on the early bird special. Based on the Thackery novel you didn't read in high school, this film traces Witherspoon's rags to riches story. Mine's currently in production.
*** Short and Sweet eh? New staff Recs next week, new product, new fun! YAY!
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Monday, January 31, 2005
Monday, January 24, 2005
01:25
Sup Y'all I'm trippin here with my boo tryin to fig'er out what to for the rest o da night. At this point, other than speaking in tongues, I am at a total loss. I'm feeling a little green tonight, I think it might be my crash diet that includes cucumber and cucumber. Yek! While I go gag, here's something for you to scarf down. it's a slow week this week is!
AVP: For you nerds out there, I know you don't need me to tell you what this acronym is for. For the rest of society, let's just say it has Aliens and Predators, but unfortunately, no Governators. Taking it's cue from Aztec Mythology, sci-fi, and some f'd up logic, this gem will keep comic book geeks (namely Kevin Smith) drooling more than that nasty Alien. And to all you Aztecs out there, we are very sorry.
First Daughter: Ah, i don't have the energy.
Head in the Clouds: Charlize Theron isn't ugly anymore. So I guess the Oscars are over. Here, she stars with her boy toy Stuart Townsend, and Penelope Cruz. Set during the European 30's, this classic love story is interrupted by those damn Nazis. Think Merchant-Ivory meets Triumph of the Will.
Something the Lord Made: This HBO hit is out on plastic. Two doctors help "blue babies" while dealing with racial and personal strife. I bet Jim Crow never thought Mos Def would be a doctor. I bet Jim Crow never thought there'd be anybody named Mos Def.
When Will I be Loved: Neve Campbell (gets naked) breaks out of her good girl image with (bumping uglies) this adult drama from writer/director (pornographer) James Toback. She stars as some rich girl who feels a little underappreciated, and goes out to get some. Can't say I've heard good things about this one, but hey who needs a story right? BTW, the tagline reads: "Revenge is a dish best served hot." Yeah. Big Time.
The Wire Season Two: I hear this is better than most shite out there. I just can't seem to get into these things. Television has destroyed my love for the box, well except of course, L&O. But hey, people love it so it must be great. This is a 5 discer, so pace yourself and don't go hurting each other over this. It ain't no cabbage patch.
Weeping Camel, The Story of: The title is reversed because I missed the "Ss." What are ya gonna do eh? This literally quiet film tracks a Mongolian Desert and their pet camels as they do what they do best. At this point, I'm unsure as to what that may be, but hey, it looks nice! I think it's as if Winged Migration met Nanook of the North and this was it's illegitimate child.
* * * * New Staffs Recs coming soon! Here's a sneak peek as we try to joggle our brains for something clever...
Rick: Something about Garbage...Hmm...
Megs: Something about righteous Puke Scenes....Hmm
Ando: Something about discussing art...Hmm
Featured Section: Love is in the air....
More next week. thanks for sitting in. get out and ride your bike.
www.vidtheque.com
AVP: For you nerds out there, I know you don't need me to tell you what this acronym is for. For the rest of society, let's just say it has Aliens and Predators, but unfortunately, no Governators. Taking it's cue from Aztec Mythology, sci-fi, and some f'd up logic, this gem will keep comic book geeks (namely Kevin Smith) drooling more than that nasty Alien. And to all you Aztecs out there, we are very sorry.
First Daughter: Ah, i don't have the energy.
Head in the Clouds: Charlize Theron isn't ugly anymore. So I guess the Oscars are over. Here, she stars with her boy toy Stuart Townsend, and Penelope Cruz. Set during the European 30's, this classic love story is interrupted by those damn Nazis. Think Merchant-Ivory meets Triumph of the Will.
Something the Lord Made: This HBO hit is out on plastic. Two doctors help "blue babies" while dealing with racial and personal strife. I bet Jim Crow never thought Mos Def would be a doctor. I bet Jim Crow never thought there'd be anybody named Mos Def.
When Will I be Loved: Neve Campbell (gets naked) breaks out of her good girl image with (bumping uglies) this adult drama from writer/director (pornographer) James Toback. She stars as some rich girl who feels a little underappreciated, and goes out to get some. Can't say I've heard good things about this one, but hey who needs a story right? BTW, the tagline reads: "Revenge is a dish best served hot." Yeah. Big Time.
The Wire Season Two: I hear this is better than most shite out there. I just can't seem to get into these things. Television has destroyed my love for the box, well except of course, L&O. But hey, people love it so it must be great. This is a 5 discer, so pace yourself and don't go hurting each other over this. It ain't no cabbage patch.
Weeping Camel, The Story of: The title is reversed because I missed the "Ss." What are ya gonna do eh? This literally quiet film tracks a Mongolian Desert and their pet camels as they do what they do best. At this point, I'm unsure as to what that may be, but hey, it looks nice! I think it's as if Winged Migration met Nanook of the North and this was it's illegitimate child.
* * * * New Staffs Recs coming soon! Here's a sneak peek as we try to joggle our brains for something clever...
Rick: Something about Garbage...Hmm...
Megs: Something about righteous Puke Scenes....Hmm
Ando: Something about discussing art...Hmm
Featured Section: Love is in the air....
More next week. thanks for sitting in. get out and ride your bike.
www.vidtheque.com
Monday, January 17, 2005
1:18
Good evening I have been seduced by the nice chilli weather and here we go getting some sun again. Yeesh. As I take it mostof you went out of town this weekend to celebrate of course, Dr. MLK. I suppose that accounts for the break we had here at VT, but we want you back! So now that you are all juiced and rested, come share your stories with us over dinner. I am hungry. While I grab some crap that's bad for my ulcer, here's something for you to chew on. Busta Move!
Cellular: Can you hear me now? Good. Because I'm being held hostage and you are my only hope. Thank god I went to ITT Tech for engineering and now how to fix a broken telephone. So please! don't hang up, and I hope you have enough day minutes. Just remember I ain't paying for you roaming charges.
Curb your Enthusiasm S.3: Everybody's favorite pessimist (no not Rick) has returned in all his glory. Or should I say Anti-Glory. If you haven't caught on to this rich, laughed-filled "reality" show, I would suggest making like a tree and leave. Oh, and don't forget your noose.
The Forgotten: I was going to do a joke, something like,"Forgotten, primarily by it's audience..." But Entertainment Weekly beat me to the punchline. I had a better one lined up, but with my high blood pressure and lack of ginko baloba, I seem to have....forgotten!! HA! Oh man, I think I need to borrow your noose.
Friday Night Lights: I punk'd my boyfriend for staring at all the players booties, and kept an even closer eye on him when we went to go see
Finding Neverland--you know boys and all-- anyways, before I threw down I was telling him how well this film had been receievd and darnit, I was right. He thought it'd be some cheeky shite like Radio or Remember the Titans, but cheeky this is not. Recommend by a fellow Thequer, come fill your lack of sports drama. And a special note* try isolating the soundtrack. It's pretty good.
Rosentrasse: After almost a ten year absence from American theaters, Margarethe Von Trotta returns with this epic set in war torn Germany. A woman is in search of her family and finds much more than she could have imagined. Man, I'm in the wrong, I should be writing taglines for posters. If you anybody, tell them I'm available.
***** New Recs! Seeing as unfortunate and shady as it may be that February is the shortest calendar month, and is coincidently Black History Month, we have started early this year in honor of the aforementioned Dr. MLK. This month's featured section, CIVIL RIGHTS is as literal as it can get. Featuring many films that deal with what can be a very sticky topic, we figured visibility is the best fight against forgetting. Try A Rasin in the Sun, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, and the Untimely classic, To Kill a Mockingbird.
Also, snuggled oh so cute right under that section is our stab at tabloid journalism. If you really care about Brad, Jen, and Angie's rumored relationships, come see their output and decide who really looks better in bed together. We know you want to. Try Seven, The Good Girl, Gia, and more!
It seems a tad bit short this time around. I'm sorry if I haven't fufilled my duties. We'll see if I do better next time around. go on, leave and be merry.
www.vidtheque.com
Cellular: Can you hear me now? Good. Because I'm being held hostage and you are my only hope. Thank god I went to ITT Tech for engineering and now how to fix a broken telephone. So please! don't hang up, and I hope you have enough day minutes. Just remember I ain't paying for you roaming charges.
Curb your Enthusiasm S.3: Everybody's favorite pessimist (no not Rick) has returned in all his glory. Or should I say Anti-Glory. If you haven't caught on to this rich, laughed-filled "reality" show, I would suggest making like a tree and leave. Oh, and don't forget your noose.
The Forgotten: I was going to do a joke, something like,"Forgotten, primarily by it's audience..." But Entertainment Weekly beat me to the punchline. I had a better one lined up, but with my high blood pressure and lack of ginko baloba, I seem to have....forgotten!! HA! Oh man, I think I need to borrow your noose.
Friday Night Lights: I punk'd my boyfriend for staring at all the players booties, and kept an even closer eye on him when we went to go see
Finding Neverland--you know boys and all-- anyways, before I threw down I was telling him how well this film had been receievd and darnit, I was right. He thought it'd be some cheeky shite like Radio or Remember the Titans, but cheeky this is not. Recommend by a fellow Thequer, come fill your lack of sports drama. And a special note* try isolating the soundtrack. It's pretty good.
Rosentrasse: After almost a ten year absence from American theaters, Margarethe Von Trotta returns with this epic set in war torn Germany. A woman is in search of her family and finds much more than she could have imagined. Man, I'm in the wrong, I should be writing taglines for posters. If you anybody, tell them I'm available.
***** New Recs! Seeing as unfortunate and shady as it may be that February is the shortest calendar month, and is coincidently Black History Month, we have started early this year in honor of the aforementioned Dr. MLK. This month's featured section, CIVIL RIGHTS is as literal as it can get. Featuring many films that deal with what can be a very sticky topic, we figured visibility is the best fight against forgetting. Try A Rasin in the Sun, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, and the Untimely classic, To Kill a Mockingbird.
Also, snuggled oh so cute right under that section is our stab at tabloid journalism. If you really care about Brad, Jen, and Angie's rumored relationships, come see their output and decide who really looks better in bed together. We know you want to. Try Seven, The Good Girl, Gia, and more!
It seems a tad bit short this time around. I'm sorry if I haven't fufilled my duties. We'll see if I do better next time around. go on, leave and be merry.
www.vidtheque.com
Monday, January 10, 2005
01:11
Howdy As SoCal shakes in it's Italian Boots at the mere chance of mist, I sit here and wonder how easy we have it. Due to certain events of the last couple of weeks, somehow seeing news anchors buckle and set out against a yearly occurence, seems a tad bit trivial. I guess it fits us nicely. Just like those boots. But not to sit and gripe on this wonderful night, here's something for you to buckle! the itsy bitsy spider!
Everyday People: No, it's not the Arrested Development song, but a film about a restaurant set to close in Crooklyn, and the effects it has on its employees and patrons. Scoff all you want, but think how awful it would had Monk's (Tom's) suffered a similar fate on Seinfeld. Remember what happened to Popi? Damn Straight.
Lil' Pimp: That's what they used to call me when I was a wee lad. Not so much anymore. This lil' toon has had about much controversy as that other lil' pimp, Jesus, from the Pa$$ion. Picketed and hated by conservatives, or you know, mothers, Lil' Pimp tells the story about a boy who could. Idolize him for all he is. Featuring the voice talents of Ludacris, Bernie Mac and Carmen Electra.
Silver City: Director John Sayles slays his political side with this satire who's character is remarkably similar to Time's Man of the Year (let's just say it rhymes with "Mubya" hmm...). The underrated Chris Cooper stars as this bumbling politician out on his campaign when a floating body arises during the shooting of one his commercials. From there on, curiosities like lies, corruption and cover-ups are sprung abound. Featuring a plethora of good talent, don't let your November dissapointment slow you down.
Without a Paddle: Without an audience. The Village: What is it that lurks in the forbidden woods? Is it grotesque monsters, children or visible boom mics? My votes on the third, but you never know! M. Knight Shyamalamadingdong's follow up to Signs, stars marred-lipped Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody, and Richie Cunningham's daughter. I was hoping Bruce Willis would make a cameo in this, but he was too busy doing good projects. Oh well.
*******************
New Staff Recommendations!! Here's what bugging our clerks this month. You should rent them, otherwise we might feel a little left out.
Mark: DAZZLING DEBUTS: and boy is he right! Come check out cinema's best by these director's who left their mark with their very first picture! A rare feat these days. Featuring the work of Polanksi, Welles, Demy and of course, Godard.
Andy: Onomatopoeia wouldn't wanna be ya!: Andy's search through 8th grade grammar books, brought this idea to fruition. Come check out what he does with his spare time!
Megan: Dim Sum with Crispin: Everybody loves a wierdo! Crispin Glover has had an amazingly long, and at times surprising career. God thing for Megan otherwise she'd just have Friday the 13th IV. Featuring Rubin & Ed, River's Edge, the Doors and many more.
Elise: The noise, the noise, I live for the noise!: Pssh, who needs words! Certainly not Elise! And you shouldn't either. Come see how useless conversation can be when you have the world's best notes flowing through your ears.
Julia: Eurotrippin': She's back, so this should change soon. But if you want to catch it before it gooes *poof* here's what to expect. Hiroshima mon Amour, Delicatessen, Naked and many others not filed in her section.
Rick: Subtracting Digits: Ouch! Count me out! (ca-ching!) Rick's stoic section proves his wicked sense of humor. Come get these films, just don't snatch em or else you'll get yours. Alright, my fancy has been tickled. Get out and be merry
www.vidtheque.com
Everyday People: No, it's not the Arrested Development song, but a film about a restaurant set to close in Crooklyn, and the effects it has on its employees and patrons. Scoff all you want, but think how awful it would had Monk's (Tom's) suffered a similar fate on Seinfeld. Remember what happened to Popi? Damn Straight.
Lil' Pimp: That's what they used to call me when I was a wee lad. Not so much anymore. This lil' toon has had about much controversy as that other lil' pimp, Jesus, from the Pa$$ion. Picketed and hated by conservatives, or you know, mothers, Lil' Pimp tells the story about a boy who could. Idolize him for all he is. Featuring the voice talents of Ludacris, Bernie Mac and Carmen Electra.
Silver City: Director John Sayles slays his political side with this satire who's character is remarkably similar to Time's Man of the Year (let's just say it rhymes with "Mubya" hmm...). The underrated Chris Cooper stars as this bumbling politician out on his campaign when a floating body arises during the shooting of one his commercials. From there on, curiosities like lies, corruption and cover-ups are sprung abound. Featuring a plethora of good talent, don't let your November dissapointment slow you down.
Without a Paddle: Without an audience. The Village: What is it that lurks in the forbidden woods? Is it grotesque monsters, children or visible boom mics? My votes on the third, but you never know! M. Knight Shyamalamadingdong's follow up to Signs, stars marred-lipped Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody, and Richie Cunningham's daughter. I was hoping Bruce Willis would make a cameo in this, but he was too busy doing good projects. Oh well.
*******************
New Staff Recommendations!! Here's what bugging our clerks this month. You should rent them, otherwise we might feel a little left out.
Mark: DAZZLING DEBUTS: and boy is he right! Come check out cinema's best by these director's who left their mark with their very first picture! A rare feat these days. Featuring the work of Polanksi, Welles, Demy and of course, Godard.
Andy: Onomatopoeia wouldn't wanna be ya!: Andy's search through 8th grade grammar books, brought this idea to fruition. Come check out what he does with his spare time!
Megan: Dim Sum with Crispin: Everybody loves a wierdo! Crispin Glover has had an amazingly long, and at times surprising career. God thing for Megan otherwise she'd just have Friday the 13th IV. Featuring Rubin & Ed, River's Edge, the Doors and many more.
Elise: The noise, the noise, I live for the noise!: Pssh, who needs words! Certainly not Elise! And you shouldn't either. Come see how useless conversation can be when you have the world's best notes flowing through your ears.
Julia: Eurotrippin': She's back, so this should change soon. But if you want to catch it before it gooes *poof* here's what to expect. Hiroshima mon Amour, Delicatessen, Naked and many others not filed in her section.
Rick: Subtracting Digits: Ouch! Count me out! (ca-ching!) Rick's stoic section proves his wicked sense of humor. Come get these films, just don't snatch em or else you'll get yours. Alright, my fancy has been tickled. Get out and be merry
www.vidtheque.com
Tuesday, January 4, 2005
1:04:05 (Lesson lived)
*Ahhh* It's like Irish Spring soap, staring anew. We successfully made it out of those claustrophobic times, with thanks to you, and ready for round two. We sincerely hope everyone had a safe, memorable (probably not), and relaxing weekend. The big ball dropped and we set forth on our mindless adventures in film stock. 120 Fuji 800 is my choice. But before you google that, here's the shortlist for this weekend. It really is short. Auld, Lang, Syne!
Fraggle Rock: Your favorite hippie muppets from the 80s escaped the fuzz in their Spicolian van just to make their way into your entertainment system. I used watch these things and then forgot all about it. One day I was cleaning le garage and happened to come across a box of toys. In this box was a McDonald's (don't hate me Morgan Spurlock!) toy of Sprocket! When I first gazed into that loveable muppet's beady little eyes, I was transformed eons ago into my kinder days. Oh thank heaven for happy meals.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle: Fans of the above and say, Half-Baked, are bound to fall in love with this comedy gem. Filled with ridable deers, puffs and puffs of clouds, and those oh so cute hamburgers, this flick brings joy to hordes of like-minded folk. Now, here at VT we do not condone such lascivious acts as those portrayed by Harold AND Kumar, however we understand that the youth of today are young, impressionable punks. There is nothing we can say that will deter them from committing such acts, but hear you me, if you come in here and ask to use the bathroom, you're bound to get turned down.
Riding Giants: Dude, where's my board? I dunno dude! Seriously dude, where's my board? Dude, I dunno!! Dude! where's my board! Dude, maybe Laird has it? Duuude?! I hate it when he jacks my board! Yeah, dude, I think he and Cindy took it out last night! Duude! Not cool man, not cool. He told me he was gonna make some movie or sumthin, I dunno man. Dude let's call him. Alright dude. Dude, where's my phone?
Troy: Badly-accented Brad Pitt and his heel star as Achilles. Wolfgang Petersen directs Pitt, Eric Bana and Peter O'Toole in this retelling of the Greek Tragedy. And let me tell ya that it's pretty darn tragic. This is the second big budget action flick that shows the stars gluteous maximus. So ladies, indulge yourself.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: What you say? This is already out? Well indeed you are correct, however, what I am discussing is the new double disc special edition. Featuring over an hour of stuff, cool photo book and things. Take it for a stroll.
other releases left unsaid: Bullfighter, Little Black Book, Speakeasy and Employee of the Month.
*** New Staff Recommendations! YAY! Here's what our wild and wily employees have lined up this month! Please support our picks and help our confidence!
Andy: ONOMATOPOEIA, WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA: Andy traveled the ends of the world to collect films that employ in some shape or form, the much over-looked english language phenomena. Come grade him on his selections. Guess how it works: Batman (60s), Freaks, & Wayne's World.
Megan: DIM SUM WITH CRISPIN: Hmm, me thinks Rick might of put her up to this. Anyways, enjoy a nice dinner with cult icon, Crispin Glover, and you'll be astonished by his oeuvre. Including Charlie's Angels, River's Edge and of course, Willard.
Elise: THE NOISE, THE NOISE, I LIVE FOR THE NOISE! Pssh, who needs words. These not-so-silent features share the next best thing to sight, sound! Take these home, relax or be enchanted. With or without the video, just pop in these babies and let your ears fall in love all over again. Featuring Philip Glass's 'Qatsi series, Baraka, & Triplets of Belleville.
Rick: SUBTRACTING DIGITS: Ouch! Never put your hand in a monkey's mouth, otherwise you'll end up in Rick's pix. I would recommend giving him a banana instead. Gratuitous violence fills Rick's section, so if you are feeling for a bit of the ol' ultra-violence, chew on these: Snatch, Heathers, and the Big Lebowski. alright maybe not that violent.
That be it for tonight. Godspeed, be safe, be merry, and be generous.
www.vidtheque.com
Fraggle Rock: Your favorite hippie muppets from the 80s escaped the fuzz in their Spicolian van just to make their way into your entertainment system. I used watch these things and then forgot all about it. One day I was cleaning le garage and happened to come across a box of toys. In this box was a McDonald's (don't hate me Morgan Spurlock!) toy of Sprocket! When I first gazed into that loveable muppet's beady little eyes, I was transformed eons ago into my kinder days. Oh thank heaven for happy meals.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle: Fans of the above and say, Half-Baked, are bound to fall in love with this comedy gem. Filled with ridable deers, puffs and puffs of clouds, and those oh so cute hamburgers, this flick brings joy to hordes of like-minded folk. Now, here at VT we do not condone such lascivious acts as those portrayed by Harold AND Kumar, however we understand that the youth of today are young, impressionable punks. There is nothing we can say that will deter them from committing such acts, but hear you me, if you come in here and ask to use the bathroom, you're bound to get turned down.
Riding Giants: Dude, where's my board? I dunno dude! Seriously dude, where's my board? Dude, I dunno!! Dude! where's my board! Dude, maybe Laird has it? Duuude?! I hate it when he jacks my board! Yeah, dude, I think he and Cindy took it out last night! Duude! Not cool man, not cool. He told me he was gonna make some movie or sumthin, I dunno man. Dude let's call him. Alright dude. Dude, where's my phone?
Troy: Badly-accented Brad Pitt and his heel star as Achilles. Wolfgang Petersen directs Pitt, Eric Bana and Peter O'Toole in this retelling of the Greek Tragedy. And let me tell ya that it's pretty darn tragic. This is the second big budget action flick that shows the stars gluteous maximus. So ladies, indulge yourself.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: What you say? This is already out? Well indeed you are correct, however, what I am discussing is the new double disc special edition. Featuring over an hour of stuff, cool photo book and things. Take it for a stroll.
other releases left unsaid: Bullfighter, Little Black Book, Speakeasy and Employee of the Month.
*** New Staff Recommendations! YAY! Here's what our wild and wily employees have lined up this month! Please support our picks and help our confidence!
Andy: ONOMATOPOEIA, WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA: Andy traveled the ends of the world to collect films that employ in some shape or form, the much over-looked english language phenomena. Come grade him on his selections. Guess how it works: Batman (60s), Freaks, & Wayne's World.
Megan: DIM SUM WITH CRISPIN: Hmm, me thinks Rick might of put her up to this. Anyways, enjoy a nice dinner with cult icon, Crispin Glover, and you'll be astonished by his oeuvre. Including Charlie's Angels, River's Edge and of course, Willard.
Elise: THE NOISE, THE NOISE, I LIVE FOR THE NOISE! Pssh, who needs words. These not-so-silent features share the next best thing to sight, sound! Take these home, relax or be enchanted. With or without the video, just pop in these babies and let your ears fall in love all over again. Featuring Philip Glass's 'Qatsi series, Baraka, & Triplets of Belleville.
Rick: SUBTRACTING DIGITS: Ouch! Never put your hand in a monkey's mouth, otherwise you'll end up in Rick's pix. I would recommend giving him a banana instead. Gratuitous violence fills Rick's section, so if you are feeling for a bit of the ol' ultra-violence, chew on these: Snatch, Heathers, and the Big Lebowski. alright maybe not that violent.
That be it for tonight. Godspeed, be safe, be merry, and be generous.
www.vidtheque.com
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