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Who be a pirate's favorite soul singer?
Arr ye wee scalliwags!! Be herest ye maties, wantin ye information regarding ye this week's wee dvds! Arr! Darn beelow awaits yee's dead mans chest full wee booty! So beheest yeeself mate, and enjoy yee pirate's treasure! Arr!!
ahoy! ye ponty scum!
Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl: Yarr!! Me loves me a good adventure! Yee young scalliwag, sharkboy (me hates sharks!) and princess Lavagirl (me hearties) travel in vast hopes of buried treasure! Nay! A young lad dreams of friends and some ye great adventures! Sail away matey!
Born into Brothels: Nay! This story even make Ol' Greenbeard shed a wee tear. It be thee winner of thee 2005 oscar for best documentary. Thee oscar be made out of gold, and wee scalliwags be big fans of yee gold! Arr! If yee can take children prostitutes, then yee matey is for this!
Desperate Housewives: Argh!! They wenches can be me housewife and yee won't be desperate anymore, eh polly?! Argh, he he he!! Big loser from late night's emmy, Desperate Housewives makes television worth watching again-ARGH!
Inside Deep Throat: Ahoy! This be any pirate's moving picture! Just be Linda Lovelace and a bit of rum, me buried treasure and arr! Arr!! Deep Throat be that scalliwag One-Eyed Willie's favorite past time!! Arr!
It's all gone pete tong: Scurvy he ain't got! He gone deaf!! Arr! and that ain't too good for being a dj! Arr! Me thinks he be turin to a life of piratin!
The Longest Yard: Me be telling yee that thee longest yard surely is when yee be walkin the plank! They be no tangled mystery when ye being eaten by big hungry sharks and a tickin gator. Me thinks that scum Sandler be too slow to save ye. Smee be washing the poop deck with em. Arr!
No Direction Home: Arr! Bob Dylan be needing someone in thee crows nest to know where he be going. Begin to look like thee rollin like a stone ain't workin too well for him, Arr! Maybe he best be turing that damn geetar into a mighty raft!! It be flowing better than any ol song he be trying to sing. Arr!
Turtles Can Fly: Nay!! They be swimmin under me ship! I eats em over a vast open flame!! Arr! Mmm, the shell best be used for ornaments and skin boots! Arr!
Voyages: Arr!! me be searching for me pirate's booty. X marks the spot it does! Best not be hunting me buried treasure, or yee will get yours! Like that scalliwag Dylan, Mark en Winchell!! Arr!! Arr!! Arr!!
Aye Matey!! Don't be a rakish lad and go out an hunt for treasure!! But not mee treasure!!
** the preceeding is brought to you by the national committee for talk like a pirate day (Sept. 19)
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