Hey'all
So here we are on the eve of the most hated days of all.....Tuesday! No, no, you know what I mean. Of course it's Valentine's Day. Now, I don't want to hear any moping from you, unless you are mourning Nam Jun Paik's death two weeks ago (look him up, it's worth it). It is a day to celebrate and laugh at all those suckers who give into the corporate fleecing of america just so you can get a little somethin-somethin. It ain't worth it boy, well unless you really doooo love her. Now, this isn't me being a sourpuss, just say...a realist. So if you hate tuesdays, see waaaaaay below for any awesome night's events.
let me count the ways:
Cake: Not Layercake, not fruit cake, not even pie! Heathe Graham's latest STV gives us a new splash on love! It's almost if My Best Friend's Wedding, Wedding Date, and any other wedding romantic comedy made it, and this is what you wish you didn't get. And that my friends, was a run-on sentence.
Lost Embrace: Lord knows I love the Argentinians (check Holy Girl and Bottom of the Sea) but the cover on this disc is freeeeeaaaakkkkyyyy. The girl looks like a cracked-out Annie looking to do anything for a hit. Suffice to say it's not the most flattering picture, something like my damn sexy yearbook photo.
Mirrormask: From the twisted minds of Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean comes what makes little nerds scream!! Jim Henson studio gave a helping hand on this wierd world of who know's what. And that my friends, it aliteration at it's best.
nine lives: I will probably get a lot of heat for this, but humor me a litte: The name of this film is nine lives, which feature nine different women. Derrida tells us to look at the term nine lives and read into it Barthian style and conclude that nine lives signifies a feline...yes?...which is an overall symbol for femininity...yes?...So is it really a clever title or way too easy of answer? damn.
Saw II: Dude....I'm saw there.
Zathura: I can't say this title without sound like that "wolf" dude. "ZZAathuuurraaa!!!" Jumanji kicked ass, just ask Rick, he'll tell you the same. Now come ZZAathuuurraaa!!! but no Rhinos in this one.
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New staff Recs!
Mark: My bloody Valentine: Mark's getting into it and you should too. Try Detour, Leave her to heaven or My Bloody Valentine, Live!
Rick: Chris Penn 1965-2006: Our hearts go out to the Penns, whose brother was really an underrated actor.
Andy: Public Interventions: Take one part prank, two parts Situationists and you get these hoodlums that change everyday-often neglected parts of life.
Megs: Dying Alone: God, this is soooo goth. I don't think she's saying something quietly, but maybe she's trying to tell you something.
Gracie: No More...films about dystopia: Apocalypse, doomsday, big brother and even dystopia are on Grace's thoughts. Somebody help her.
Lauren: She doesn't have a new one cos she sits on her ass. Got off your ass Lauren!
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VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE!!!
Come to the Huron Substation tomorrow for a special screening of the Neo-Noir classic, THE KILLERS!!
Drinks at 7
Film at 9
$5 (suggested)
go to: www.vidtheque.com for details.
goodbye and lay off the rocky road!!
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