04:04 (ups to you)

Hey'all

After being on the verge of everybody's favorite civic duty, jury selection--yay, I sit here getting spanked by my two loveliest of devils. A pleasant consolation prize, I must say. So these little devils, Nerual and Ineere, like to stand by the way side waiting for many opportunities to let those little mouths rant about Gael and their hand go swoooooooping. Ouch. muy simpatico. Anyways, wetheads came running and I'm late for church.

up yours judicial system!!

Brokeback Mountain: I'll stay away from all those incessant gay cowboy jokes that think they're funny. I like to think I have a better sense of humor than that, although many thequers would disagree 199% of the time. I know y'all bitched and moaned about the oscar upset, but no more than Dianna Ossana who flanked all over tv pissing and moaning...and maybe she's right. But I'll tell you why Crash won the oscar that night: Ludacris. He could've spinned "wish I could quit you" into a phat beat, biatches.

Chronicles of Narnia: I think it would of made beaucoux bucks had it been titled "Chronic of Narnia." Ludacris would of been in da house wit dat shit. Unfortunately, we got this C.S. Lewis adaptation that's got spindly brits running for over two hours. I seem to have a slight confusion. I always think of A Wrinkle in Time. Now that book kicks lion's ass.

New York Doll: A big hoopla is made over Arthur Kane being Mormon. Nothing wrong with that. They should've focused more on the cross dressing.. now that's scary.

President's Last Bang: A new documentary on Bill Clinton and the White House Se... psych!! Some Korean flick that looks hella coool.

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New Staff Recs next week, as well as our new trivia feature. Be a nerd, it's pretty darn cool.

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