so the big decision is just around the corner, a week from Tuesday. I'm a little nervous. I went to a party the other night, and everybody was suffice to say, a little drunk. I stepped knee deep into a conversation about the said election, and one fellow conversator stated that he didn't want to make an uneducated decision, and therefore wasn't going to vote. So I drop kicked him in the head. Now, I understand that by this point we have become inundated with politics and the right to vote, such as Rock the Vote, Vote or Die! etc. I don't want to preach, but to put in terms we can all understand, I hear voting is alright, you may want to try it some time. Plus, free underwear for men ages 18-30! Anywho, while you are still wasting time being undecided, here's something to take your mind off of things. un, deux, trois!
Control Room: I feel bad for Dan Rather for that disaster that happened some odd weeks ago. But hey, any which way you can, know what I mean? Anyways, CBS this is not. This doc gives some insight as the goings-on at the ol cable-only network Al-Jazeera and it's relation to the usofa. Big around small theaters and those polikids too.
Dawn of the Dead: Laughing alongside my co-worker here at Le 'Theque, I stated that this film is going to be remade every ten years, for every generation per se, and each time George Romero will be producing. even after he's dead, he'll rise from the grave and produce away. How great would that be if he produced a movie called, Romero of the Dead, or Day of the Romero. Incredible.
Grand Theft Parsons: This sleeper really did sleep. Johnny Knoxville stars the thief trying theive Graham Parsons body. The film follows those oh so wacky days.
The O.C. s.1: I still say 90210 is way better. The O.C. is just one long commercial for abercrombie and phantom planet. Anyways, for those drooling at the mouth for your fill of waves, pearly whites and fat louie wallets, here's your chance to blow a million.
White Chicks: "Those are some ugly ho's." Or something like that, as quoted by that Star Jones. The entire Wayan's family, grandkids and all, star in this comedy our misgenderfication, womanhood, and hiding your goodness. A seminal hit in the theaters, treat your funny bone to some potty humor.
IN STORE ALERT Come by the store and check out our kickass Recommended wall. At the top we have our Democracy at Work. Swing (ha!) by and see how to government is screwing you over, and a little lower is our sppoookkkyyy halloween section. Featuring such great highlights as the exorcist, killer klowns and the flick filmed just across the street from us, and not just cleverly titled- Halloween. Go figure. Oh! and for your little ones, we've also included a Hallo-kids section. The great pumpkin, nightmare before xmas, and mad monster party can be found there.
Sadly that's it for now. please come, we are lonely and need some cheering up here. Money makes us happy. have a nice day! www.vidtheque.com
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