Sup y'all,
well, here we are dreading those visits once again from those unwanted in-laws. But have no worries! The egg-nog will prove to be your rescue... even from this bitter cold. A chilly air brings out the worst looks in people. Who knew in California that scarfs and earmuffs were fashion no-nos? Welps, nevertheless, the angst and freeze be kicking in, so let's count out our benjamins and bring this economy up to fight terrorism.
bah-humbug!
Cinderella Man: What a pansy.
Dukes of Hazzard: Now that the news finally broke about Jessica and that wimp's divorce, looks like Mark's ready to get his game on. Only lord knows how long he's been waiting for Nick. Anyways, I theorize that when that wallet gets lighter and lighter, those shorts will get looser and looser. Hmm, any which way you can I guess.
Fantastic Four: One day, and I'm absolutely not kidding, but I was walking through my friend's neighborhood, this kid was completely kicking another kid's ass with those Thing gloves. So every hit he landed, all I heard was "It's cloberrin' time!" It was the funniest shite I've ever seen.
Nine Songs: Bad Boy Winterbottom comes back with this, ahem, er, love story. Featuring the ups and downs of a young relationship and how they relate to the lucrative concert scenes. yup, you heard me. Featuring BRMC, Super Furries, and Franz. Oh yeah, and those little sex scenes.
Ninth Day: Hhhuhhhh, his name is Schlondorff.
Puddle Cruiser: The Broken Lizard gang is back and I have no idea what the hell they are doing! But who cares about me. This originally was made in 1996, but now to increasing popularity the lizards are aiming to capitalize! Help em out!
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Do you know it's christmas time?
If you didn't, the movies in our kick-ass Christmas section will surely clue you in. Try on the classics, Christmas Carol and Lethal Weapon or even Die Hard! Sorry, no Hannukah, Kwanza, Festivus, or XXXmas.
keep warm!!
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