Hey'all As I stand here being hit by the Y2K, I can't help but laugh. Our computers are acting or reacting to our usage. They must be mad. And you too, must be a little upset, like Marty, over those dreadful, bald Oscars. Yes, yes, we all agree that they should give the man his due, but isn't it better observed when it's really warranted? Not that Clint's effort is much better, but hey, das my onion. After all, I did win the office pool. Now before you go and watch Goodfellas over and over again, read this first: Subterranean Oscar Blues: Easy: Yes she is. And she loves it. And I love it. But if you she only loved me. (tear drop).
Exorcist: The Beginning: The presumably crappier second version of this prequel is out quietly on DVD. The Paul Schrader version, is of course shelved for all damnation. (get it?) Having saved my mony mony cash flow, and missed it in the theater, I'm gonna say either of the two is going to happen: A) There'll be no green vomit (sadly) or B) a gratuitous amount of green vomit in combination with red, red blood. (eh). So whatever the case may be, all of you projectile, vomiting fetishists out there, brace yourself and get the mop ready.
Flight of the Phoenix: Coming in faster than my Mach 3 razor, this action-packed film is ready for take off. Dennis Quaid and others crash in the same desert where Pauly Shore landed, and groove to Outkast. Hey Ya! Oh-Oh! Do you hear that? It's James Stewart turning in his grave.
Incident at Loch Ness: Werner Herzog and Co. star in search of that ancient beast, Nessie! As a documentary crew tags along, we are taken along as things go this way and that way, all in the name of truth! Listen to Herzog's accent and don't blink, otherwise you'll miss the joke.
Spongebob Squarepants Movie: When this came in, these greedy clerks stole this away in hopes to quell their childhood dreams. Spongebob and Patrick are stepping out one their first feature length effort. Filled with more hip guest stars than P. Hilton, and a soundtrack that even the most ardent hipster would gobble, it's safe to say that Spongebob isn't just for kids. It's for maniacs too.
*********** Recs! Our recs have been visciously torn down in an effort to highlight this year's Oscar nominees. We have sanctioned off very sacred space on our shelves for the 5 best pix nods. In their shelf you will find a plethora of discs all related to those involved. So come look for those hidden gems that were directed by Taylor Hackford.
And sadly, that's it. I know it's been weak sauce these past few weeks, but don't worry, it can only get better. Maybe. get out!
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