You feel that?
Huh....
You don't? Well, it's the summer heat and it's here to torture us for the next few months. We're feelin' it, that's fo' sho. All the kids and teens are coming in earlier now that school is done. Maybe you should come by too.
So grab you lady or man, a glass of lemonade, a pair of trunks or a bikini and a beach chair and chill out in our perfectly air conditioned store. Rent something while your at it too!
NEW RELEASES:
Confessions of the Shopaholic: I was a really bad shopaholic, but just had to go cold turkey. After some heavy withdrawals and minor freaking out, I was cured. Still... everytime I step into a shopping mall, I get really bad shakes. I just have to be strong and take it one day at a time. Be strong. Be strong.
Last Year at Marienbad: I wish I could say what this film was about, but I'm not sure if I completely understood it. You should rent it and pretend you knew what it was all about just to impress me. Then again, I'm a nobody. Why would you want to impress li'l ol' me?
My Dinner with Andre: It's strange to think a movie that's totally dependent on dialougue could've existed. Anyways, while watching this, I kept remembering the MDWA action figues from "Waiting for Guffman" and the MDWA video game from The Simpsons where the options are "Bon Mot", "Trenchant Insight", and "Tell Me More" (all phrases never uttered in the film).
Pink Panther 2: Wait? Peter Sellers isn't doing these anymore? Wait!? He's dead!?
Tom and Jerry: The Chuck Jones Collection: I don't like the cat's face (is he Tom or Jerry?). It prevents me from being able to enjoy this DVD.
Waltz with Bashir: I was ready to get down and boogie with this film. Turned out it had nothing to do with dancing. It's about war in the middle east! You can't dance to that (and lord knows I've tried). What a jib!
OTHER NEW RELEASES/RECENT ARRIVALS:
Air Force One (The president of the USA fights terroists)
The Banana Splits complete series (Re-live those Saturday mornings)
The Bronx is Burning (Baseball drama)
Crawford (Bush is gone, but we still get docs about him)
Danielson: A Family Movie (music by Danielson Famile and Sufjan Stevens)
Danny Gans at the Mirage
Dillinger (73) (Prepare for next month's "Public Enemies")
Harry Potter series on Blu-Ray
Iron Maiden/Flight 666 (the number of the beast)
I Can't Belive I'm Still Single (doc about his lonely adventures)
Louise Bourgeois: The Spider, the Mistress, and the Tangerine (doc on title artist)
Problem Child (John Ritter comedy)
Tomcats
REC SECTS:
So, the signs aren't up yet, but the clerks couldn't wait and decided to put their sections up early. They were promptly terminated.
Mark A's "Celebrate the Independence of American with Explosions!": Mark A. loves this country so much, he's blowing up a small portion of it (with fireworks I hope). Before the feds arrest him at his country cabin and confiscate this section as evidence, you should rent some of the films with big explosions here including "The Rock", "The Bridge on the River Kwai", and the always appropriate "Independence Day".
Martina M.'s "Deep Blue I want to Give it All to You": Do you like blue movies (the non-pornographic kind) like "Blue", "Deep Blue", "I Am Curious: Blue", and "La Blue Girl"? Okay. Some of those have some racey scenes, but still, do you like these movies or any movies with the word "blue" in the title? Then come in and check this section out and take some of the babies home.
CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE:
Adios mujures y muchachos!
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MORAL OF THE WEEK:
Please don't leave you pets or loved ones in the car with the windows rolled up, especially in this heat.
Getting water to stay cool!
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