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I'm biting my nails in anticipation, waiting to hear the good or bad news regarding tomorrow's events. Yes, yes, you know what I am talking about, so in hopes that you won't forget, I'll slyly insert messages in today's post. Agreed? Also, remember that guy I drop kicked last week? yeah, well, he's dead, but I've taken his ID card and plan to cast our vote tomorrow. I just hope I can pass for Suchin Wai-Ling. I won't hold my breath. I assume you had a blast yesterday getting cavities and scaring poor defenseless children. I sure did, some little girl walked up to my door dressed as Avril Lavine and I blasted some Damned, Minor threat, and Homosexuals at her. You know the punk stuff...she ran away squealing all the way home. I was quite lovely. If you haven't had enough madness already, here's some more to watch while you're thinking about stem cell research. Vote, vote, vote!

Around the World in 80 Days: Republican Guv'ner Ahnold makes a guest cameo in this Disney remake. Allegedly before all that election, mmm boobies stuff. Whatever dude. If you watch his performance, it's a great indicator of what was to come. Hindsight really is 20/20. Jackie Chan stars as Bustamante Cruz fighting Arnie to the death. Steve Coogan is his Ragin Cajun. They debately battle over native american casinos. In which Chan is racing across the world to visit everyone. Whew! Forget it, I'm winded already.

Facing Windows: Welps, since our copies haven't arrive yet, I can't tell you what it's about. But I promise we'll have some soon. In an effort to not waste space, what I can tell you about it prop 72. Health Care Coverage: A yes means: It requires large and mid-sized companies to pay for private coverage, caps employee share of premiums, and sets coverage standards. A no means: Proposition 72 creates a government-run healthcare scheme funded by an estimated $7 billion in new taxes on employers and workers by 2007. I have no health insurance. :(

Festival Express: All you hippies out here will wet your already-stained pants. eww. This live doc features the wild Janis, and the hairy Dead. Ironically amidst all the musical commotion and live acts, hippies are dancing and there is a immenent lack of soap.

Home at the End of the World: Don't blush when you see it. You know what I'm talking about. Colin Farrell. Yeah, Colin and his bad haircut. Don't laugh either. What the hell is this movie about? I know that's my job, but everyone keeps yapping about his Johnson. Can't we not stop thinking about sex, and move onto something more productive like voting. (see?)

Proof: An Aussie from way back when hits the plastic. Features a very young Russ Crowe and before he was an agent or drag queen, Hugo Weaving. There's pictures and stuff.

Speedo: This movie also is about Colin Farrell's penis. No I'm kidding. It's about some guy who drives fast. Hence the clever title. He also drives and destroys cars in demolition derbies. No, it isn't anything like Demolition Man, but damn near close. You know, in Demo Man they have sex by not touching! It's pretty cool. For fans of biker movies, that show on TLC, and voting.

Ok kids, go out and make a difference. Don't be lame or we'll never talk again. And don't forget, free underwear!