Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

My spirit is permanently crushed, Bob, and if I don't take some sort of sleep aide I will never fall asleep. As a result I feel super uninspired, and writing a blog under these conditions would be paying it backward, so's today I walked around the 'theque in search of inspiration and I found it in the form of a French New Wave cinema. Then there was a moderate earthquake which made me feel like dancin'. Now all I wanna do is dance.

DANCE 07/29:

THE BAND'S VISIT: You asked for it, now you're gonna get it! An Egyptian police band pulls a "Doc Hollywood" in this PG-13 for brief strong language movie that is sure to make you laugh and make you cry and make you sit on the edge of your seat and read long philosophical speeches. Get it while you can!

COCAINE COWBOYS 2 - HUSTLIN' WITH THE GODMOTHER: Something I like in my documentaries is some objectivity. That's the only reason why I haven't seen either of the "Cocaine Cowboys" movies, only because based on first glance the cover causes me to picture the filmmakers in their spare time trying to decide whether to watch "Blow" or "Scarface" or play "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" or do some backyard wrestling. But I could be wrong. It could be objective, wholesome and educational.

DOOMSDAY: Speaking of wholesome and educational, this dystopian remake of the Jean Renoir film "Rules of the Game" is by the bald director of "The Descent." I think it's good to judge men based on how much hair they have on their head 'cause it's something they have control over. They're choosin' it! Like "Rules of the Game" I stopped watching this shortly after the first rabbit got decimated. I don't know if it's 'cause of "Watership Down" or what, but there's something special about watching a rabbit get killed. 'Specially unsettling. I liked "The Descent" though and bald people can be cool, too, so you should watch this. No really. Watch it. Especially if you have a high tolerance for rabbit death and you are a fan of Eddie Valiant.

HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY: I saw "Harold and Kumar Escape from White Castle to the Nile," under duress with a large group of people who all hate me. I don't think I would've watched it otherwise, but I was sort of glad I did because Doogie Howser is in it and I am a fan of Doogie Howser, but when I saw this coming out I didn't consider watching it, but then as I was watching other things I wasn't enjoying, I'd occasionally regret not watching it, especially because I did enjoy "The Road to Guantanamo". But then I spoke with a compatriot who said, in not so many words, that I shouldn't regret not watching it. But you should watch it. Your time is disposable.

NEVER BACK DOWN: This title was the mantra of all the kids in my junior high and college who made fun of me. Nobody made fun of me in high school. They were pretty civilized. That's why I love me some John Hughes. Anywhoo ... Do you want to watch movies about fighting?! I know I do! "Never Back Down" tells the tale of some movie producers struggling to get their movie out a few weeks before David Mamet's "Redbelt." But it's a win/win situation for people like me who like to only watch movies about fighting! Fighting is great! And productive, too!

SHINE A LIGHT: Martin Scorsese, the director of "Kundun" and "Age of Innocence" takes his rockstar movie director status up a notch by upstaging The Rolling Stones on their Bigger Bang Tour. My hope is that 30 years from now Wes Anderson will do the same.

SURFWISE: Worried about underpopulation? I know I am! Whenever I drive out to the beach, that's one of the first things on my mind. Especially when I am in Venice, the California one, I think to myselves, "Man, dude, there are just not enough people in this world." If this problem of underpopulation plagues your thoughts, too, maybe you should take a tip from Doc Paskowitz in the film "Surfwise" and quit your job, move into a trailer and procreate like mad and pull your kids out of school whenever they enroll and procreate in front of them and then later in life be confused as to why some of them are bitter.

DANCE:

I think I'm also sad and uninspired because I've been hanging out with a movie star recently and he's cool and all the girls like him and it's making me feel like a loser 'cause I'm not as cool as he is.

Atari Teenage Riot - Sixteen Years Of Video Material
Extasis
Forgotten Noir, Vol. 7: David Harding, Counterspy + Danger Zone + The Big Chase
Forgotten Noir, Vol. 8: Mr. District Attorney + Ringside + Hi-Jacked
Forgotten Noir, Vol. 9: Scotland Yard Inspector + Pier 23 + The Case of the Baby-Sitter
The Inglorious Bastards
Lynch (One)
The Marzipan Pig + Jazztime Tale
The Ruth Rendell Mysteries - Set 3
Spaced: The Complete Series
The Tender Trap
Wholphin No. 6

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...so that's why it's probably better to hang out with people who aren't cooler than you.

Now, enough moping, take this back the science fair and fix that memory scanner!

I'm torn right now. I can't decide which Brendan Fraser movie in theaters to not go see. I think I will compromise and not see them both.

Maybe instead I will go see "Dark Knight".

When I pocket bike to work, I usually happen past a bus bench that had a poster of Heath Ledger as the Joker in it and I always thought as I went past it, "I'm surprised nobody's jacked that sh**."

Then last night I went past it and the poster was gone and all that was there was the white light box thing which would've been good if you had like a lotta, lotta x-rays or slides or negatives to look at.

Speaking of negative, so then I felt bad for thinking, "I'm surprised nobody's jacked that sh**."

You shouldn't jack sh**, kids. It's wrong.

NEW RELEASES 07/22:

21: Speaking of wrong, Kevin "Floppy Hat" Spacey heads up a cast of well-toned MIT students who go to Vegass and and count cards. If you watch this movie you will feel like you are going to Vegass!!! Watch it for the "Rain Man" reference, stay for the floppy hat. What bothered me throughout this movie, aside from things that should've been bothering me, was why don't they just go to Atlantic City? There's a lot less travel time.

21 UP SOUTH AFRICA MANDELA'S CHILDREN: Speaking of time, the children of 7 Up South Africa are all grown up and old enough to drink and vote. I don't know. I figure no one reads this anyway, what with my evidently bad attitude and moping. I still haven't gotten around to watching the old 7 Up series 'cause I always get sidelined 'cause it just makes me want a sparkling citrus flavored beverage rather than watch a documentary about aging.

HEARTBEAT DETECTOR: I don't own a heartbeat detector, mainly because a lot of people in my social circle don't have heartbeats 'cause they are members of the undead. The guy from "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly," stars as a guy investigating a boss at a corporation or something who doesn't have a heartbeat.

ROBOT CHICKEN: STAR WARS: Speaking of no heartbeat, there are about million, trillion "Star Wars" satires. I haven't seen any of them, unless you count "George Lucas in Love" as one. I don't neccessarily vouch for them, but there's this long line of people waiting to tell me how to live my life, this one girl told me to quit moping, and then this guy after her told me to watch the "Family Guy" Star Wars and just when I was psychologically preparing myself for that, this one came out and now I'm torn as if they were two different Brendan Fraser movies.

TRAFIC: Speaking of movies, I saw the Steven Soderbergh film "Traffic" and it was like watching a 3-hour After School Special. If I could travel back in time and instead see this Jacques Tati "Trafic" instead, I would. Just from the title, you know it's better 'cause there's only one "F" and if there's one thing I think we could do with less of, it's the letter "F".

WANDERLUST: Speaking of "F", when I'm not moping, I like to wander around and lust in the dust. But why wander when you can drive? This documentary examines the road movie. These were movies that were made back when there was such a thing as fossil fuels.

OTHER TITLES ALSO AVAILABLE:

30 Days - Season 2
Batman Begins (Blu-ray)
Cranford
Don Camillo + The Return of Don Camillo
Executive Action
From the Ground Up
Gorillas in the Mist
Hotel America + I Don't Kiss
I Am a Promise: The Children of Stanton Elementary School
I Like Killing Flies
The Mummy
Point Break (Blu-ray)
Psycho (98)
Solo Sunny
Sunshine (Blu-ray)
The Usual Suspects (Blu-ray)
Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - Hollywood to the Heartland

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Speaking of other titles also available, Biz Mark A finally got it together axed someone to make him a sign so now he's got a new recommended section Get on the Vomit Comet (Hurl Chunks!): No, not churl. Hurl! That's right, setting the bar for rigid sensibilities even higher, this section features the finest in cinema that contains scenes of vomiting. "The Fly", "License to Drive", "The Exorcist", "Team America: World Police", if it's not in this section it doesn't have a scene featuring that lovely activity of vomiting.

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...who are you thinking of taking to the sock hop?

I don't think now is the best time for me to be mentoring someone.

So, um, yeah, the thing is this, a lotta, lotta people say to me, they say, "Excuse me, Mr. Funes, could you tell me your whole life story?" Well, my answer to that is simple. I was born in the dumpster out back of Videotheque just a few short days ago. There was a lot of interesting things to eat in there. Then one day I decided to expand my horizons and the door was open to what I would later on find out is Videotheque. While it is nice and cool in here and there is plenty of space to fly around there is not quite as wide an array of hot eats and cool treats to partake in, but what I've found is that if you land on a self-pitying bi-ped, you can usually suck enough tastey stuff out of their pores before they shew you away that you can subsist for a while.

Later today I will probably pester someone on their lunch break trying to get a taste of their hot eats and cool treats and then accidentally fly into a Zip-lock bag at which point I will be thrown out with the leftovers. I will wind up back in the dumpster and most likely get smashed or die of suffocation. A lotta, lotta people think this is a sad life, but I think self-pitying bi-peds have it a lot worse, for example, if you were a male self-pitying bi-ped and a female self-pitying bi-ped liked you, but then one day she saw your car is a piece of sh** and stopped talking to you ... I think that would be far worse than the meager life I've led.

NEW RELEASES 07/15:

THE BANK JOB: Jason Statham stars as Jason Statham in this new movie that says, it's okay to steal as long as it's a lot of hard work and the mastermind betrays you. Just like "The Stander" this heist movie is based on real life incidents from the 70's, or around therein, I don't feel like looking it up. You get the point ... like you're reading this at all. Just like "The Stander."

MEET BILL: It's not every day that the best movie ever made comes out. Every once in a while a movie will come into the 'theque and I'll look at the cover and think it looks derivative of about a million other moves, but I'll check it out anyway out of curiosity. Such was the case with this fine gem and as it turns out, it's the best movie ever made. Aaron Eckhert plays Bill who you meet during the course of the movie who goes through some "American Beauty" kind of stuff and also some "Rushmore" kind of stuff and some "Half Baked" kind of stuff.

MONSIEUR VINCENT: My mood is really contingent upon how I'm treated by other people. The past few days have been particularly bad for me, so I was gonna write an angry blog, but between "The Bank Job" and "Meet Bill" a rare thing happened which was that someone treated me with some civility and then I was like, "I'm gonna write a positive blog," but then when I was about two-thirds of the way through "Meet Bill" someone took all that civility and just chucked it out the window and kicked me to the curb mentally and chewed their gum with their mouth open, so get ready for something that never stopped, which is some negativity which was not checked at the door. Instead it was brought through the door in a rolling suit case. But I digress.

Big time.

Anywhoo, this "Monsieur Vincent" ... just like these days, back in 1947 people were hog wild about the moving picture and what's better than a moving picture but a moving picture about a saint with a really wide brimmed hat. He's a humanitarian this Monsieur Vincent so he will no doubt be difficult to relate with.

PENELOPE: So Christina Ricci's all grown up and I guess there are some strange genetics in her family 'cause she's developed a pig snout instead of the human nose she used to have. Luckily someone took mercy and wrote a screenplay (a little insider info: a screenplay is the written part of the story that they film to make a movie) with her in mind so you can learn that it's okay to discriminate against people who are different. Plus, this movie has the added bonus of being family approved so you can watch it with your naive, sheltered children.

RENO 911 - SEASON 5: I've never been to Reno, but I hear lots of good things about it. I've also heard a lot of good things about this show, but have not watched it. I will watch it one of these days to research a TV show I'm writing called "Parking in Pasadena" where there are great places to park and for no reason it's illegal to park there, but people don't find out until after they have a ticket.

SHUTTER: Not to be confused with my auto-biography "Shudder," this film is keeping the "Hey, let's remake popular horror movies from overseas with American actors so we don't have to think for ourselves," money machine rolling. The kid from "The Mighty Ducks" stars as a young fellow who mysteriously has a high-paying job taking pictures of beautiful models. That happens. All the stuff from the Thai film of the same name happens, too, so if you like to not be surprised you can watch that one first.

STEP UP 2 THE STREETS: I feel like there should be a colon in this title but there's not. If this were called "Step Up 2: Life on the Streets," I'd watch it. I'm still not over "Top Hat" so I don't watch a lot of movies with dance numbers in them. Another title that would've gotten me to watch this would've been "Step Up 2: Electric Boogaloo."

TIMES AND WINDS: The cover of this movie looks like it's off the heazzzy and then you look at it for a while you realize it's not off the heazzzy and then you just feel betrayed. I was gonna read the summary on the back of this cover and give you the ol' description but the word "yoke" was in the synopsis and I'm vegan so I stopped reading.

THE YEAR MY PARENTS WENT ON VACATION: This movie has a lot of those branches of leaves that look like parentheses and notates that it was in certain film festivals or won awards in festivals. This signals to you that it's okay to watch it even though you don't know who Cao Hamburger is.

ALSO AVAILABLE:
Adanggaman
Baby It's You
Batman Begins (Blu Ray)
Batman Gotham Knight
The Card Player + Do You Like Hitchcock?
Daddy, Darling
Forgiving the Franklins
The Free Will
The Freethinker
The Future is Unwritten
The Grocer's Son
Karaoke Terror: The Complete Japanese Showa Songbook
Led Zeppelin - The Song Remains the Same (Blu-ray)
The Lion King 2 - Simba's Pride
Mama's Boy
Tyler Perry's Meet The Browns
Men in Black + Men in Black II
Millhouse: A White Comedy
Mon Oncle Antoine
Mr. Hoover and I
The Passion of Greg the Bunny: Best of the Film Parodies, Vol. 2
Satantango
Superhero Movie
Team Picture
Underground

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France Gall's got new pix Ce Noir Infiniment Noir: This means noir is the new black ... I know this because I took three years of French 1. In this section you will find a lot of movies that will make you want to throw on some Drakkar Noir so people can smell you before they see you, with titles like "Mouchette" and "Nights of Cabiria."

Shudder.

Skidmark hasn't updated his pix, it's been so long too, and it's weird 'cause all he has to do is ask someone to make him a sign for his section, but he never asks anyone.

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...and that's why it's not good to stare at people.

It was a run-by fruiting.

I would just like to take a moment to apologize to everyone I offended with my last blog entry. It was uncalled for and I'm sorry.

So, anyway, the thing is this, as promised here are the RECOMMENDED SECTIONS that I wanted to mention in the aforementioned offensive blog, but didn't due to time constraints:

GEORGE CARLIN: Now all my heroes are dead. It seems like George Carlin passed away and left behind a lot of stuff. Now all I have is this section which features the "Bill & Ted" movies, his stand-up, and some other stuff that the person who put the section together was too stupid to realize he was in. I often like to go around quoting George Carlin from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" when he said, "Be excellent to each other," 'cause people I say that to just give me a look like I'm a big weirdo and then proceed to not be excellent to each other.

CYD CHARISSE: For some reason, up until this section was made, I didn't know the difference between Cyd Charisse and Telly Savalas. As it turns out Telly Savalas was a husky bald man, which is not sexy. And Cyd Charisse was a dancer and an actress, which is sexy. Basically I'm an idiot and everyone knows it. So, apparently like unsexy bald fat guys, sexy dancer/actresses are also mortal, so she's no longer with us much like His Eminence Mr. Carlin. So you can enjoy her in movies such as "Brigadoon," and "Band Wagon," and "Ziegfeld Follies."

Grace's Pix My Family's Favorites (from all 5 of my siblings +me!): G-dawg's pix take a turn for the personal as she recommends movies that come highly recommended from her next of kin like "Clueless," "Mrs. Doubtfire," "The Princess Bride," and my pick, "Better Off Dead," as I am a sibling of hers.

Mario's Pix Get On Your Bike and Ride: This is an oldie but a goodie from the Mario camp featuring movies that feature bicycles featuring bicyclists like "Pedal" and "Beijing Bicycle" and "Bicycle Thieves." Bi-cycle. Bi-cycle. Bicycle Thieves are savages. You shouldn't steal things, you savages. Unless you're in post-war poverty-stricken Rome, which you're not. You could probably walk to an Orange Julius in 5 minutes, so you don't need to steal bikes, lazy.

Rick's Pix Don't Be Crude: In concert with Mario's pix, Rick's pix feature films about post-peak oil, that's right, a dwindling resource being sucked dry like as if it were 1994 over here. Anywhoo, seems like just yesterday I was identifying Rick's dead corpse in the Area 51 morgue. I swung by there last weekend when I went to Lake Havasu for my girlfriend's wedding. So it seems particularly odd that he has a posthumous recommended section. Apparently someone asked him too many questions in quick succession faster than he could answer them individually and his microchips overloaded and shorted out.

I think those are all the new recommended sections since the last time the recommended sections were mentioned.

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...and that's why even though I hate it when people say, "anywhoo," it's okay for me to do it.

Why can't you be more like your sister, Ainsley?

A lotta, lotta people ask me, they ask, "Say, Eric, what did you do for the 4th of July?" My answer to that is always the same. I went to Lake Havasu for my girlfriend's wedding, in which I was the best man, which offended me. While I was away, I watched short portions of some movies out of context and found them highly disturbing.

In my absence, I asked the 'thequers to fill in for me on the blog, 'cause where I was going, there were no roads. For some reason they had a German tourist named Max do it, which sort of offended me. But when I got back, he had left me a gift in the form of an elaborate drawing he had made, which was so detailed, it was clearly subject matter he was quite intimate with. I found that to be such a kind gesture that I was no longer offended, which was disappointing, 'cause being offended makes me feel superior.

CINEMATIC GOBSTOPPERS 07/08:

CHOP SHOP: I didn't watch this movie 'cause the cover offended me. It's about a youngster trying to make a better life for himself and his sister. Now that I know this, I'm offended that the cover offended me 'cause I think I would've related to this kid trying to make a better life for himself, when haters keep hating on him. I don't know if haters are hating on this kid, or not. The only way to know is to watch it. I had a car that went to a chop shop once. I found that experience highly offensive.

THE RUINS: When I first heard about this movie I suspected it would be in league with "Apocalypto" and "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," demonizing ancient Mayan civilization, even though despite all our technology, Mayans were most likely significantly more intelligent and civilized than us, but I digress. Anywhoo, that's the way I thought it would be, so I thought I would find it offensive, and ... it was and I did. But much to my surprise the plant from "Little Shop of Horrors" and "The Fountain" was in this, so now I think it's off the heazzzy!

SLEEPWALKING: Every now and then, which is a lot, I like to nerd out with some melodrama, so when I see Charlize Theron and the girl from "Bridge to Terabithia" on a cover, I'm like, "Oh, dang!" So, I watched this ... well, part of it, and it highly offended me, that small portion of it that I saw, out of context, so I turned it off. But if you aren't offended easily and like to watch actors sleepwalk through a set, you'll love siphoning this light show through your gelatinous orbs.

STOP-LOSS: When I heard this was coming out I was really, really excited 'cause it's a new film by Kimberly Pierce, but then I went and saw it and I was highly offended. It's basically like "Coming Home Jr." Getting stop-lossed is when you serve a tour of duty and then you come back and your superiors are like, "Uh, we need you again," and then you go again and then after you've served another tour of duty, you go home and then your superiors are like, "Uh, psych," and then you have to serve a third tour of duty. So in this MTV version of "Coming Home" the guy from "Cruel Intentions" is like, "Oh, no you didn'!" and then he throws down and then aimless wandering ensues. If that sounds like it won't offend you, you should stop-loss this DVD back to your DVD player every time it ends.

OTHER THINGS TO GET OFFENDED BY:
THE ATHEISM TAPES
BLAME IT ON RIO
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID (BLU-RAY)
DEAR PILLOW
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (BLU-RAY)
GAZA STRIP
JACKIE CHAN: MY STORY
LOVELESS IN LOS ANGELES
MOUTH TO MOUTH
PATTON (BLU-RAY)
SEX AND DEATH 101
THERE WILL BE BLOOD (BLU-RAY)
WIRE IN THE BLOOD

RECOMMENDATIONS:
We've got 'em. Maybe later in the week I will elaborate.

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...and that's why it's important to wear pajamas to bed no matter how warm the weather is.

Warum halten Sie ruft mich Calvin?

So, äh, ja, das Ding ist, sehen Sie, sie in der Vergangenheit dieser neuen Hands-free Handy Recht dies, kann man nicht reden auf Ihrem Handy, wenn Sie fahren, es sei denn, Sie haben einen Kopf gesetzt. Ich denke, das ist B.S. weil ich denke, was auch immer Anruf Ich habe passiert ist viel wichtiger als die Sicherheit anderer.

Ich habe auch genießen frequenting letzten Arbeitgeber, obwohl ich nicht ausstehen können mehr als ein paar Menschen dort, und ich gerne nenne, und stellen Sie sicher, dass diese Menschen nicht arbeiten, und wenn sie Antwort, die ich aufhängen auf sie. Denn wieder, was ich habe passiert ist viel wichtiger, und dafür bin ich nicht vorsichtig sein, wenn die Leute, die ich bin gefordert und Aufhangen an sind beschäftigt mit anderen Dingen.

Meine neue Banana Boat Sonne Bildschirm macht es Lust, meine Haut ist in Brand gesteckt.

NEUE RELEASES 07/01

CITY OF MEN: Ich möchte, dass Sie wissen, dass ich noch nicht gesehen haben diese ein. Ich sah "City of God" und ich mochte das, aber das sieht und nicht viel weniger schwerwiegend. Ich schaue nur ernste Dinge, denn ich bin eine ernsthafte Person.

DRILLBIT TAYLOR: Viele Leute wissen nicht, aber dieser Film ist der erste in einer Trilogie über Seth Rogan's Leben. Es ist das und dann ist da noch "Superbad" und dann ist da noch "Knocked Up". Ich fand dass es sich hierbei um eine von vielen demoralisierenden Erfahrungen, die ich nie vollständig wiederhergestellt. Owen Wilson ist mein Zuhause Jungen, though.

4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS, AND 2 DAYS: Wie viele Menschen wieder in den alten Tagen vor diesem Film kam, habe ich nicht gesehen, diesen Film, aber ich hoffe, dass eines Tages, wenn die Dinge gut OK Mein Geist ist nicht gebrochen. Es geht um die Abtreibung. Abtreibung ist ein heißes Thema, aber ich denke, es ist in Ordnung zu bekommen abgebrochen jeder einmal in eine Weile. Besonders, wenn Sie eines dieser Föten das ist nur zu liquidieren und fordern Aufhangen an Menschen.

GET SMART'S BRUCE AND LLOYD OUT OF CONTROL: Dies ist eine Art Spin-off der Film "Get Smart", so dass Sie sich fühlen, als ob Sie Ihren Film sehen ist unvollständig, wenn Sie nicht verbringen Ihrer Festplatte verdiente Geld in diesem Film überflüssig.

MAD MEN - SEASON 1: Ich möchte, dass Sie wissen, dass es sich hierbei um ein gefragter TV-Serie. Das Gute an Bürsten Sie Ihre Zähne ist, dass es sich Ihr Atem riechen Abstieg.

PATRIOTISM: Sie möchten, dass ich nicht beantworten, das Telefon und dann tun, wenn ich antworten Sie auflegen. Sie sollten dies als Hinweis, nicht hier zu nennen. Rufen Sie irgendwo, wo ich niemals das Telefon beantworten. Gefällt Ihnen Ihre Mama's Haus. Ich muss lernen, wie man ausschneiden und einfügen. Dies ist ein Film von Yukio Mishima. Ich mag den Kerl, aber ich habe derzeit bekam Mishima-lash aufgrund der kombinierten Freilassung von diesem und Paul Schrader's "Mishima".

SUNFLOWER: Im Gegensatz zu einigen Personen, anstatt und hängen bis auf die Menschen, Zhang Yang verbringt mehr Zeit mit produktiven Dinge wie die Filme.

VANTAGE POINT: Es gab eine Zeit, wo Dennis Quaid war nicht meine Heimat Jungen, irgendwann um, wenn "Dragonheart", kam heraus. Ich denke, das ist, was es hieß. Wie auch immer, jetzt, da das Böse Pharma-Unternehmen mit unwirksamen Etikettier-und unaufmerksame Krankenschwestern, denken, was sie tun hat keine Auswirkungen auf andere Menschen zu töten versucht, seine Kinder, er ist mein Junge wieder zu Hause.

ANDERE NEUE RELEASES:

Wir haben eine Menge eine Menge neuer Filme wie Sie sehen durch die Länge dieser langen Liste der Filme. Ich hasse euch, weil Sie anrufen und auflegen die ganze Zeit.

Alma
American Nudes, Vol. 2
Among Adults
Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Bombay Calling
Les Brigades Du Tigre
Californication - Season 1
Catching out: A Film About Trainhopping and Living Free
Comme T'y Es Belle!
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Desaccord Parfait
The Dignity of the Nobodies
Echoes of Home
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Eve and the Fire Horse
Family Hero
The Flowering of Human Consciousness: Everyone's Life Purpose
Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Garbage Warrior
Gentille
The Great Happiness Space
Gregoire Moulin Versus Mankind
Goin' Down the Road
The Hammer
Hana: The Tale of a Reluctant Samurai
I Am Dina
Jean-Philippe
Je Crois Que Je L'aime
Love That Boy
Maid in Sweden
Mardi Gras: Made in China
Naked
New Order: Live in Glasgow
Paper Moon Affair
Party 7
Past Perfect
Princess Tam Tam
Queen Is Dead: Album Under Review
La Raison Du Plus Faible
Refugees of the Blue Planet
Saint Jacques ... Le Mecque
Social Genocide
Souvenir of Canada
Still Life
Sweet Mud
La Tete de Maman
Toi et Moi
To Paint or Make Love
Uncounted: The New Math of American Elections
The Untouchable
Wire in the Blood - Seasons 1-4

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Und das ist der Grund, warum, obwohl Sie Deutsch sprechen, die dies nicht sinnvoll.